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jennieroleplays:

  • "You’ve got to me kidding me."
  • "Get your ass in here now"
  • "What have I done now?"
  • "How old are you really?"
  • "I can’t believe you lied to me"
  • "Do you wanna build a snowman?"
  • "I can’t believe you lost him."
  • "I hate you."
  • "I love you."
  • "Please, don’t leave."
  • "I told you. I do give the best hugs."
  • "You so owe me."
  • "What’s a soulmate?"
  • "Would you kiss me in the rain?"
  • "Get off me."
  • "Leave me alone"
  • "What are you doing here?"

butterscotchwm:

nobody-suspects-a-thing:

This is one of the reasons The LEGO Movie hit wayyy closer to home than Frozen to me. Instead of a problem that only tackles some few, selected people, you can’t deny that at least at one point you have looked at yourself and felt worthless because everyone around you outshines you even in the things you’re good at.

That’s one of the reasons this movie made me legitimately cry in the theater, that, and due to the fact that the moral that accompanies this is much more empowering than just “letting it go”.

And let’s talk about that facial expression at the end like I didn’t know a lego could make me cry.

(Source: paperflight)

rotbtdgifs:

The Big Four - Hogwarts AU

//Ahh Hicc… why do you make these so hard on me xD I worked the hardest on his and I am still not 100% happy with it but, it will have to do :p

EDIT: Posting this because I don’t want people to get the wrong idea :3

I am not saying that Merida isn’t brave and Hiccup isn’t smart, I am trying to show that all of these characters have their moments of weakness and just because they have those weaknesses doesn’t mean they don’t belong to there respective houses :3 I didn’t mean to offend anyone or insult the characters! I think Merida is incredibly brave and Hicc is super smart! Sorry if my message was unclear!

thelaughingwholock:

starshine-automaton:

my-caliginous-romance:

theboywholikesfire:

The Snow Queen.In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.

narnia

OH

Except the white witch’s name was Jaden (I think….)

thelaughingwholock:

starshine-automaton:

my-caliginous-romance:

theboywholikesfire:

The Snow Queen.

In an Alternate timeline, Elsa’s sister, Anna, did not survive the ice blast. A few years later, her parents were killed in a powerful storm.

The unfortunate events that transpired hardened her heart and made her hateful. She became a ruthless queen, enveloping her entire kingdom with endless snow.

narnia

OH

Except the white witch’s name was Jaden (I think….)

easterelf:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

northland-wonders:

I couldn’t resist.

need new guardian?
kidnap him and toss him in a sack

Swiggity swag Guardian in the bag

easterelf:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

northland-wonders:

I couldn’t resist.

need new guardian?

kidnap him and toss him in a sack

Swiggity swag Guardian in the bag

lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

A-Alfred! *hugs* I- th-think some of m-my siblings may t-try to h-hurt you,

ask-a-female-anon:

ask-insane-alfred:

ask-a-female-anon:

ask-insane-alfred:

ask-a-female-anon:

ask-insane-alfred:

ask-a-female-anon

ask-insane-alfred:

Fred: *blinks* …..that uh….might explain some things…

B-Basically a spell that h-hides the p-presence of a few p-particular people in a room. *studies the traces a little more* L-Looks like the origin is coming from…..*points to opposite corners of the room* th-there and there. *short light flares pop up from both places*

So…that’s where they are?

Mm-hm *walks over to one corner* the t-trouble is g-getting rid of the c-cloaking spells…… *bites inside of cheek*

….*pokes space at where the people should be*

*small light flare happens when he does so* Hm….I th-think I might be able to g-get rid of it…but it’ll take a while depending on h-how much thought they p-put into it. *stands and walks to center of room*

…can they hear us?

*shrugs* M-More than likely, *picks up the cloaking trace* it d-doesn’t look like it was m-made to do anything other than h-hide their presence in th-this room…..*turns the trace around a little before dropping it* I’ll have to u-use my magic to l-lift it so we can a-all leave….Would you mind s-stepping back F-Fred?

*nods and steps back* …we’re getting you guys out of here…

A-Alfred! *hugs* I- th-think some of m-my siblings may t-try to h-hurt you,

ask-a-female-anon:

ask-insane-alfred:

ask-a-female-anon:

ask-insane-alfred:

ask-a-female-anon

ask-insane-alfred:

Fred: *blinks* …..that uh….might explain some things…

B-Basically a spell that h-hides the p-presence of a few p-particular people in a room. *studies the traces a little more* L-Looks like the origin is coming from…..*points to opposite corners of the room* th-there and there. *short light flares pop up from both places*

So…that’s where they are?

Mm-hm *walks over to one corner* the t-trouble is g-getting rid of the c-cloaking spells…… *bites inside of cheek*

….*pokes space at where the people should be*

*small light flare happens when he does so* Hm….I th-think I might be able to g-get rid of it…but it’ll take a while depending on h-how much thought they p-put into it. *stands and walks to center of room*

…can they hear us?

mildlyamused:

ironychan:

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

omg look at these dorks

(Source: homovikings)

captainscarletts:

sidrothmans:

someone write a superhero story where the lady in the ensemble gets fed up for not getting the respect she deserves so she becomes the villain and manages to beat up all her teammates and rules the world

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